I walked through the front door
~overtaken by the christmas spirit~ you put one foot in front of the other! and soon youll be walkin cross the floor-or-or! you put one foot in front of the other! and soon youll be walkin out the doooooor!
hey can you hold my boner really quick
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
Yay yay yay! Now if only it wasn’t frigid cold outside :/
ah yeh thats right… bundle up!
This is perfect cuddle weather and I have no one to cuddle.
(by Terry Dodson)
I’m super horny and super sad.
why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay